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🎄🎁 Jingle, Mingle, & Shop at Briarwood Gifts on November 7th! 🎅✨

🎄🎁 Jingle, Mingle, & Shop at Briarwood Gifts on November 7th! 🎅✨

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The Original Double Sided cocktail napkin has laugh out loud, hilarious statements on both sides of the napkin with a fun contemporary design on the inside. 

Side 1: "I'm just a girl, standing in front of the elf on the shelf, hoping he'll fall into the fireplace."

Side 2: "Me: I want a magical unicorn for Christmas. Santa: be realistic. Me: ok. I want 5 minutes to myself each day to drink my coffee hot and to pee in peace.  Santa: what color unicorn would you like?"

Package includes (20) 3 ply cocktail napkins

Dimensions: 5"x5"

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The Original Double Sided cocktail napkin has laugh out loud, hilarious statements on both sides of the napkin with a fun contemporary design on the inside. 

Side 1: "I'm just a girl, standing in front of the elf on the shelf, hoping he'll fall into the fireplace."

Side 2: "Me: I want a magical unicorn for Christmas. Santa: be realistic. Me: ok. I want 5 minutes to myself each day to drink my coffee hot and to pee in peace.  Santa: what color unicorn would you like?"

Package includes (20) 3 ply cocktail napkins

Dimensions: 5"x5"