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The Original Double Sided cocktail napkin has laugh out loud, hilarious statements on both sides of the napkin with a fun contemporary design on the inside. 

Side 1: "Keep your marriage fresh by writing each other love notes like 'I considered smothering you with a pillow last night but didn't.'"

Side 2: My husband asked if he had any annoying habits and then got all offended 1/2 way through my PowerPoint presentation."

Package includes (20) 3 ply cocktail napkins

Dimensions: 5"x5"

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The Original Double Sided cocktail napkin has laugh out loud, hilarious statements on both sides of the napkin with a fun contemporary design on the inside. 

Side 1: "Keep your marriage fresh by writing each other love notes like 'I considered smothering you with a pillow last night but didn't.'"

Side 2: My husband asked if he had any annoying habits and then got all offended 1/2 way through my PowerPoint presentation."

Package includes (20) 3 ply cocktail napkins

Dimensions: 5"x5"